I have a theory. It’s a theory about oysters, and housekeeping, and how they’re related.
It’s unfortunate that the Internet has given us tools to test these kinds of theories, because it means I can’t just keep going around talking through my hat. So, in a Starving first, I’m going to solicit your input in an organized fashion and take a survey.
Fortunately, if the survey fails to confirm my theory, I will have lots of wiggle room. I can say the sample isn’t random, that it isn’t statistically significant, and that Starving readers are self-selected to be contrarian theory-busters.
If the survey does confirm my theory, it will validate my genius.
There. How can you not participate?
I will report back as soon as I can get enough people who agree with me to stuff the ballot box.